Florida Man On Golf Cart Blows .339
Florida Man Alfred Constant Mathieu decided to go for a cruise on his golf cart very early on Friday morning. Cops found him driving the cart on a major highway. When the man was stopped by officers, he claimed to be coming home from work at a local Lowes. He appeared to be intoxicated. Mathieu was found to be driving without a valid license and several bottles of alcohol were found under the seat of the cart. Here’s the doozie. The man’s blood alcohol content was tested and found to be .339, which is many times the legal limit. He was arrested and is being held in jail. – Sean Roberts
Source: villages-news.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!