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Cops: Florida Man Pooped On Car Roof

Sean Roberts March 27th
The car was vandalized and the roof was covered in poo.

I’ve never been drunk enough to poop on the roof of a car. Furthermore, if I was drunk enough, I’d be too drunk to climb up there. So, the community is safe from a poop attack from yours truly. But Florida man is a man who is capable of heroic (and sometimes bizarre as hell) feats of acrobatics and survival in the most daunting of situations.
Police in The Villages say a man stands accused (or squats, in this case) of vandalizing and defecating on the roof of a car that belonged to a man who was dating his love interest. A resident of The Villages, 30-year-old Robert Powell pleaded not guilty to the charges and remains out of jail on a $1,000 bond. When officers responded to a call from Michael Hoopfer about his car that had been tampered with sometime during the night. When officers arrived on the scene, they discovered Hoopfer’s car had been vandalized. The passenger side windshield wiper had been broken off, there were scratches in the paint and more. What is the MORE you ask? How about a steaming butt biscuit right in the middle of the roof? Yep, a big ole home-built log cabin of stank.
Hoopfer identified the attacker as Powell, saying that he recognized the man from where they both work, and that he and the man had recently had an altercation “about a girl”.
Surveillance video showed a man wearing a shite shirt and dark pants approach the car, kick the mirror, scratch both doors and thn climb onto the roof, where he dropped trou and pooped. Police determined that the suspect was very tall, and Powell is 6’5″. After further investigation, Powell was located and taken to the Wildwood Police Department, where he was questioned and arrested. I can’t help but think about the hot Florida sun and that poop on that roof. Would you just go to a car wash and hope they let you go through? Would you wait for it to dry up and then knock it off with a stick? What if it lands on your driveway? Sounds complicated. Source: Villages-News.com

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The 7 Best Dog Friendly Restaurants In The Tampa Bay Area

It’s always on dog-parent’s mind whenever they go out. Can I bring my dog? With so many outdoor restaurants in the Tampa Bay area, a lot of places are accommodating to our four-legged babies. Some even have canine-friendly food on their menu. Whether you want to be near downtown Tampa or by the beach in St. Pete, we have the list of places to bring along your best friend.

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We went to Yelp to see what their recommendations are for the best dog friendly restaurants in Tampa Bay. They had a list of 10 places but we condensed it to our favorite 7 spots (and added a few of our own favorite places.) Another great hack is to download the BringFido app. This app will tell you any dog-friendly restaurant or hotel in your current area.

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Steven Tyler’s Words Of Wisdom

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!

He climbed onto the roof and squatted…

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