VIDEO: Naked Crook Climbs Aboard Yacht, Steals American Flag
Police are searching for a man who pulled off a bold and bizarre crime…while totally naked.
Surveillance video from a marina shows a nude man hopping onto a yacht around 2:30 a.m. on Oct. 11.
The dastardly dude stole an American flag and wooden flag pole. The crook then jumped into the Intracoastal Waterway and swam away.
The man has a large tattoo on his left arm, along with what appears to be another tattoo on his left hip.
Source: WFTS
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!