Florida Man Pees On Police Car, With Predictable Results
I’ve peed on lots of things. When ya gotta go, ya gotta go. I get it. But you can’t whip it out and give a police cruiser a golden shower. It’s just not done, unless you’re Florida man.
William Leal-Vasquez is a 30-year-old man from Fort Pierce, Florida who had to pee. There’s no crime in that. But that’s when things went a bit sideways. Police in Fort Pierce say the man was caught urinating on the side of a police car as it sat in a gated parking lot on Thursday. According to the police report of the incident, Leal-Vasquez paid no attention to multiple DO NOT ENTER signs that were prominently displayed on the premises and walked toward an unoccupied police cruiser. Once he reached the vehicle, police say he was observed peeing on the side of it.
When questioned, Leal-Vasquez told investigators that he was on his way home from work when he decided to take a moment to drain the main vein. He also told them that the three beers he’d consumed on the way had given him an undeniable urge to lighten his load, so to speak. That’s when he hopped off his bike at the entrance of the parking area, made his way to the cop car and let ‘er rip. Turns out, ya can’t do that. The suspect was taken into custody and released the next day. I’d like to think the cruiser was washed thoroughly and treated to a spa day following the humiliating experience, but no on knows for sure. Source: Local10.com
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