Florida Man Twirls His Dong In Front Of Restaurant
I’ve never been thrown out of a restaurant. I’ve been sternly asked to leave a strip club after accidentally taking the stage and accepting tips as I disrobed, but never kicked out of a food establishment.
According to investigators with the Boca Raton police department, Todd Gallagher was asked to leave Patio Tapas and Beer after employees said he was being belligerent. That’s not where the story ends, though. Once Gallagher was outside, employees and witnesses say the man dropped his pants and proceeded to give them a show on the sidewalk. You see, Patio Tapas and Beer has outdoor seating, and the patrons who were enjoying their dinner also received a free show. Gallagher reportedly performed stunning feats of athleticism and sexual prowess with his junk. At one point, the man twirled his manhood like a propeller. I guess I’m not the only one who does that. Crap.
Once the man got warmed up, police say he broke into a guitar solo, using his wanker as his own personal Stratocaster (You can bet I’ll be trying that when I get home later). Anyway, the soloist must have grown tired of his impromptu concert, because he eventually put away his gear and headed up the street. That’s when cops located and questioned the suspect. After a few minutes, the man nwas arrested and charged with indecent exposure. Gallagher, who lives in Daytona Beach, was briefly jailed in West Palm beach and then released on his own recognizance. Source: BocaNewsNow.com
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