Florida Man Stabs Another With Swordfish
It’s getting sketchy out there, folks. People are stabbing each other with delectable marine life. Police say a fight between two fishermen ended with one man being stabbed by the bill of a swordfish. Investigators say the two men began to argue at a dock near Madeira Beach. One man broke a beer bottle over the head of the other and left the scene. The other man eventually showed up at the first man’s house and stabbed him in the abdomen with a detached swordfish bill. No further details are known about the case. Source: Chron.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
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He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
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