Pooping Perpetrator Strikes Joes Crab Shack In Florida
The Wet Bandits have nothing on the Pooping Perpertrator who defecated on the floor at Joes Crab Shack in Florida.
I guess we have made it to the generation that people have not seen “Home Alone” and learned from the Wet Bandits about leaving calling cards. Currently the police are looking for the Pooping Perpetrator who broke into Joe’s Crab Shack in Fort Myers. Around 2:30 AM January 21st video caught the unidentified man broke into Joes Crabshack through a small window he broke. He proceeded to steal multiple items including alcohol. But before he left, he decided to take a huge dump on the floor.
The Pooping Perpertrator took a wierd laundry list of items too. Apart from the alcohol he stole a Joe’s Crab Shack hat that and that was before he started stealing other items. Fort Myers Police Department have released photos and the video on their Facebook in hopes to actually find the man. Speculation has arrised it may be a disgruntled former employee but thhis has not been verified by the the Police.
The question is do we give him the Florida Man title or let him keep his new moniker. More importantly if he gets charged with anything can it be to clean the floors of Joes Crab Shack.
Anyone that may know the Pooping Perpetrator who pooped at Joes Crabshack is asked to call Fort Myers Police or Southwest Florida Crime Stoppers at 800-780-8477. [Source NY Post]
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