A Washington man is behind bars after accidentally shooting himself in the testicles ... and then unintentionally dropping drugs out of his anus. Twice.
It looks like this guy is in for a crappy Father’s Day. The man allegedly stole his daughter’s Girl Scout cookie earnings so he could get an erotic massage. According to police in Oregon, David Couture raided his daughter's Girl Scout cookie earnings, taking the $700 from a jar. To cover his tracks, the 40-year-old falsely…
