Florida Man Humps Mother Nature
The argument could be made that Florida Man was having a pretty stellar day. He was naked and humping trees while high on drugs. That’s when THE MAN decided to harsh his buzz. Cops arrived after they received reports of a man thrusting his naked hips into trees. Officers say when they rolled up on 21-year-old Alonso Sanchez, he was hugging and making sweet love to a tree. There had already been a report of the man running into the street and almost being hit by a passing car. Per the official report, when police approached Sanchez, the suspect punched one of them. That’s when he was arrested and taken to a local hospital for evaluation. Sanchez was booked for battery on a law enforcement officer. He remains in custody. The tree was not harmed in the dry hump incident. Source: NBC-2.com