The Most Florida Story Of All Time
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Prepare yourself for the most Florida story that has ever happened. It’s got it all…a dollar store, an attempted robbery with a car part, and a classic mugshot. Deputies say they arrested a woman after she attempted to rob a Dollar General store with a cover off of her car’s headrest. They say the woman wrapped the car part around her hand, stuck it under her shirt and told the cashier that it was a gun. Police caught up with the woman shortly after the incident because an employee got a partial tag from the robber’s car. The woman admitted to the robbery, saying that she had a drug problem and could not pay her bills. – Sean Roberts
Source: WCJB.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!