Florida Man Caught Stealing Condoms, Vibrator
Cops say Florida Man was focused on getting a buzz recently. The man was observed at a pharmacy sticking a box of condoms in his pants, then heading to the store’s bathroom. After the guy left the bathroom, an employee entered the room and found a barcode scanner device that belonged to a vibrator. That’s when police were called. When they arrived, police found Florida Man riding a bicycle in the area and stopped him. In his possession, they found two vibrators and several condoms. When he was questioned about the items, he said he found them in some nearby bushes (giggity). The condoms and vibrators were returned to the store and Florida Man was arrested for retail theft. – Sean Roberts
Source: SebastianDaily.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
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