Florida Woman Beats Her Man With Windshield Wiper
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According to Ocala-News.com, Florida Woman has been busy lately. She hit a man with a windshield wiper earlier this week, netting her a night in jail. It all started when deputies say Elizabeth H. Loar and the victim were arguing. As the man tried to leave, Loar ripped a windshield wiper off of the rear hatch of his car and attacked him with it, causing a laceration to his elbow. The victim has been left unable to wipe his rear until the vehicle is fixed. – Sean Roberts
Source: Ocala-News.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
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