Florida Man Busted For Dealing In Flying Squirrels
Remember Tony Montana in ‘Scarface’? Well, Florida Man is kinda like Tony, but with flying squirrels. The cute little rodents are quite common in Florida’s forests. Turns out, a man was setting traps and capturing thousands of the squirrels for smuggling purposes. Cops say 66-year-old Rodney Crendell Knox of Bushnell was the mastermind of the operation. Crendell is a licensed breeder of alligators turtles and flying squirrels in Florida, however, the squirrels in question were not legally acquired or sold. Fling squirrels have gained popularity as pets in recent years. That means there’s money to be made in their sale. Crendell ois awaiting trial along with several others who were part of the smuggling ring. – Sean Roberts
UNIVERSITY PARK, PA – OCTOBER 19: A wild squirrel runs across the field before the game between the Penn State Nittany Lions and the Michigan Wolverines on October 19, 2019 at Beaver Stadium in University Park, Pennsylvania. (Photo by Brett Carlsen/Getty Images)
Source: NationalGeographic.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!