Florida Woman Steals $170,000 To Get Breast Implants, Cops Say
A Florida woman has been arrested and charged with stealing $170,000 from her employer to buy herself a pair of breast implants and other items. The Volusia County Sheriff’s Office says Steffani Lariscy embezzled the funds from her employer, a camper sales and service company. Upon investigation, deputies found that that the woman had a house full of new furniture, new boobies and a new gun safe. Florida woman was charged with grand theft and arrested. – Sean Roberts
Source: HuffPost.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!