Florida Man Gets His Naked Genitals Tasered
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Getting tasered sucks. Getting tasered in your junk sucks even more. I mean…damn. Police say 28-year-old Florida Man Stefan Short started the crap storm of electricity by putting ribeye steaks in his pants at the local Sav-A-Lot last Friday evening. Employees noticed the behavior and confronted the meat packer. When Short realized his meat had been discovered, he threw his meat in every direction and quickly ran. That’s when the police showed up, cooked his beans and arrested him. I’m sure the air smelled lovely after his meat was fried for a few seconds. The prong that entered the man’s penis had to be removed at the hospital.- Sean Roberts
Source: ClickOrlando
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!