Florida Man Bangs Miniature Pony
Nicholas Anthony Sardo is 21-years-old and has been charged with engaging in bestiality/sexual conduct with an animal. Witnesses say they saw Sardo having sex with the horse 4 times over the course of a week. The man admitted to banging the miniature pony and said he wore a condom every time because he didn’t want to “get a disease”. Too late, dude. The story did not mention Sardo’s height. – Sean Roberts
Source: Ocala-News.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!