Facial Recognition Soon At Tampa Airport
TSA Selfies At TIA? According to Channel 8, Tampa International Airport will soon use FACIAL RECOGNITION to determine if you get tackled or not. Facial scans will replace passports, boarding passes and Blockbuster membership cards. Travelers will have their faces scanned by an IPad-like device, which will confirm their identity and add bunny ears allowing the passenger to board.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!