If I live to be 81-years-old, I’ll probably spend most of my days sitting in a puddle of my own pee and watching old episodes of Leave It To Beaver while gumming a bag of Werther’s. But that’s just me. An 81-year-old woman in Cape Coral seems to prefer spending her twilight years drinking, kicking police officers in the groin and threatening to kill them as she’s being handcuffed.
Today’s adventure began when Cape Coral police showed up at a local restaurant. Fathom’s Restaurant and Bar in Cape Coral is generally a laid-back place to eat and drink, but not when mee-maw shows up! Police responded to the call at about 9 p.m. on Tuesday. A witness told them that a female customer was being combative and had tried to punch an employee. When officers arrived, they found the 81-year-old woman and determined that she was visibly intoxicated. When officers tried to escort the woman to another part of the building, it seems that she she snapped like a wet twig in a forest fire, cussing like a sailor, throwing kicks and threatening to kill them. One officer got a “full force” kick to the crotch. Once she was subdued and taken to a waiting police cruiser, she threatened to kill the officers on the way to the police station.
When all the smoke cleared, the woman was charged with disorderly conduct, three counts of battery on law enforcement officials and intimidation in the form of threatening death or serious bodily harm on a law enforcement official. The officer did not require treatment for the granny nad-kick. No injuries were reported by the na-na, either. Source: MiamiHerald.com
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