There’s something in the air here in Florida. It affects us all in different ways. Some of us are drawn to the beach, others are drawn to humping condominiums.
Pinellas County Deputies say they arrested a man who was seen naked and committing sex acts on Thursday night. The call came in at about 11:30 pm, as condo owners said one of thier neighbors was sauntering through the parking lot nude. The man, who is reportedly employed as a social studies teacher at a Pinellas County middle school, was identified as 39-year-old Jesse Schroeder. Investigators say when they arrived, they observed the suspect walking around naked outside a condominium complex. A witness says it began when the man was seen wandering along in the dark with his shirt off and his pants around his knees.
As the man walked, witnesses say he lost his pants and started to grab his genitals and rub them on various inanimate objects as he explored the area. One witness said that the suspect’s sex organs were visible as he strolled past her car in the parking lot and shook them at her. She went on to say that the suspect kept shaking his junk and grinding against various things as she watched him from her locked car. The police report says the man continued to wander around in the area, totally naked as he did so. Video surveillance verified the claims by residents. Authorities say video shows the suspect rubbing his genitals on the railing next to the interior stairways and humping a pillar connected to the apartment building. When the man was approached and questioned, police say the man could not explain his actions. Source: WFLA.com
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