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St. Pete Man Gets Naked And Crawls Through Drive-Thru Window

Author Sean Roberts
The naked man crawled through the window and walked through the restaurant.

Things got a little crazy in St. Petersburg over the weekend. Police say a Taco Bell window was penetrated by a naked man who decided to crawl through it and have a look-see what was going on inside the restaurant. Employees scrambled and shrieked as the nude man wandered through the restaurant with no particular place to go. After a while, the man decided to chill out on the floor of the kitchen area, spreading out his legs and relaxing. Turns out, that’s against Taco Bell rules.

Investigators with the St. Petersburg Police Department say they arrested 33-year-old Christopher Ver-Straten after employees say he crawled through the drive-thru window at a Taco Bell on Saturday night. Once inside, employees and bystanders gawked as the naked man spread himself out on the kitchen floor and refused to leave the property.

That’s when authorities were called. When police arrived, the man was still stretched out on his back and nekked. Officers ended the nude sit-in by taking Ver-Straten into custody and charging him with exposure of sexual organs. Source: WFLA.com

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!

He placed his naked butt cheeks on the floor…

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