Sean Roberts

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The lizard was stuck and unable o escape.

Many people have a fear of using public restrooms. It’s called Paruresis, and it’s quite common. Ever had a problem using a urinal while a long line of people waits impatiently behind you? Ever had to give a urine sample? Those are examples of a shy bladder, or Paruresis. That’s why our own private thrones in our own private homes are a sancutary of sorts, a place where we can go to relax, catch up on social media and answer emails, without the pressure of people we don’t know waiting and sighing loudly as we try to get our bidnezz done. A Florida woman encountered a downright terrifying bathroom scenario over the weekend, when she decided to make a quick stop to her bathroom while nuking a snack. As soon as she walked nto the room, she knew something wasn’t right. Something was in the toilet bowl…and it was moving. she quickly turned and close the door behind her. The woman contacted Iguana Lifestyles, who sent a representative to handle the situation. Once someone arrived, the iguana, which was jammed head-first into the drain portion of the bowl, was safely removed from the toilet. The reptile wrangler said several iguanas have been removed from homes already this year. The animal was identified as a Mexican spiny-tailed iguana, which can grow up to about 18 inches long. The tail can grow to another 18 inches. Iguanas are not native to Florida. Researchers think they were brought here in the 1950s or 1960s as pets and released over the years. The lizards are not dangerous to people, but they have been known to carry salmonella. Source:

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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!