Security followed her to the parking lot.

Walmart has just about everything you could ever want. You can buy anything from a box of wine to a set of radials for the minivan.

But did you know that Walmart has a full selection of buzzy adult sex toys? Neither did I!

A Largo woman knew about the items and police say she tried to leave the store with one hidden in her purse. According to WFLA, authorities say a 35-year-old Florida woman was seen by security leaving with a Plus One personal massager.

When approached about the item, they say the woman ran toward a small group of trees and tried to hide there. She was caught by officers shortly afterward.

During questioning, the woman told investigators that it was all a misunderstanding and that she meant to pay for the item, but simply forgot to do so. Police charged the woman with retail theft.


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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!