Sean Roberts

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The payouts were made within weeks.

Ever won a million bucks? Me neither.

The chances of winning a million dollar game are practically zilch. I’m pretty sure I have a better chance of getting struck by lightning while being serviced by Margot Robbie.

As a matter of fact, if I make any profit whatsoever while I’m in a casino, I haul ass back to my car immediately. That’s why the story of a Clearwater woman is borderline unbelievable.

According to WFLA, officials from the Seminole Hard Rock Hotel & Casino Tampa say the woman won a game with a million dollar prize once, and then won it AGAIN 18 days later. The winner, identified only as Gloria, won a $1,045,153 jackpot while playing a progressive slot game over the weekend.

Just three weeks earlier, she won $1,241,642 on another game. Apparently the game has a bit better odds than other games, considering there was also another winner of a million dollars in the last 60 days.

How did she win? Was it all chance or is she better at playing games than the rest of us?

I’m sure the IRS will accept her tax information without question. LOL.


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Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!