Florida man likes to air-out his junk.

Now that Florida Boy has turned 18, he is now Florida man.

That comes with responsibilities and expectations. According to Click Orlando, Ocala police say an 18-year-old Florida man stepped up his game by peeing on a police officer’s private vehicle, then punched and kicked a marked police cruiser…all while naked.

Police say Andrew Humphries was involved in a traffic crash yesterday. By the time cops arrived, the man had wandered away from the scene.

An eyewitness told officers that the nude Humphries walked up to a car after the crash and tried to get in it. Once he discovered that the car was locked and that he could not get in, he ripped the door handle off and urinated on the fender.

When cops finally caught up to Humphries, he was walking down the side of the road, still nekkid. When he was questioned, cops say he became enraged and started to kick and punch the door of a police car, causing about $1,000 in body damage.

The man was arrested and charged with two counts of criminal mischief and one count of property damage. Humphries denied taking any sort of narcotics.

The investigation into the crash continues.

[SOURCE: ClickOrlando.com]

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