Florida man is a wiley critter, always thinking on his feet, planning his next evasive move. Those are obviously the traits that saved him when he was approached by an intoxicated, machete-weilding man as he worked on his riding lawnmower. The attacker now faces charges of aggravated assault with a deadly weapon and resisting an officer. The situation unfolded as a man who was mowing grass noticed that another man across the street was motioning for him to come over to him. When he did, the assailant produced a machete and swung it at the intended victim. When the man on the mower tried to get away on his lawn tractor, the ninja attempted to get on a bike and give chase. But alas, he was too drunk and immediately crashed the bicycle. When cops arrived, they found the machete attacker hiding in a nearby residence wearing nothing but his underwear. The man was uncooperative, but was arrested and charged. Source: PalmBeachPost.com
Florida Man Escapes Machete Attacker On Lawnmower
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!