Florida Man Hides Evidence In Rectum, Escapes Through Ceiling
I’ve had some rough days. I’ve been challenged by life. I’ve even spent the night in jail. Thankfully, I’ve never hidden a cell phone in my ass…as I tried to escape by removing a ceiling tile…as a cop waited outside the door…to inspect my poop. Police say that’s what an inmate did recently. They say Israel Granda was in custody and had been given a bowel movement-inducing medicine to help the man pass the device. When Granda was finally ready to poo, he went to a hospital bathroom as an officer waited outside. After a few moments of silence, the police officer knocked on the restroom door, but got no response. He opened the door to find that Granda had escaped, phone still in his butt, by removing a ceiling tile. He was captured quickly after he was seen in the hospital’s parking garage (probably walking funny). It’s pretty easy to understand why Granda tried to run. He’s being held on charges of conspiracy to commit first-degree murder, kidnapping, battery on a police officer and much more. He is being held without bond. No word on the phone. Source: Local10.com