My doctor seems to be a pretty normal person. She asks lots of pertinent questions about my health and gives great advice. Although she seems to be preoccupied with sticking a lubricated finger in my butt now and then, I’m pretty sure she doesn’t have a cache of homemade weapons and various illegal drugs at her home. Deputies say an endocrinologist in Naples is not like my doctor. Police say they discovered drugs, drug paraphernalia and bomb-making equipment in the home of Naples endocrinologist Christy Daniel Cugini. He was arrested and charged with possession of more than 20 grams of marijuana, intent to sell marijuana, 2 charges of trafficking in opium, possession and use of narcotics equipment and possession of controlled substances. That’s not all Cugini faces. Police say they also found improvised bombs and bomb-making equipment. That find netted the doctor 9 additioanl counts of possession of a destructive device. Investigators found chemicals that are commonly used to make bombs as well as a booby-trap that was designed to shoot a person in the foot if they step on it. They even found $20,000 in cash and jewelry. Cugini remains in custody. – Sean Roberts
Source: WINKNews.com
Naples Doctor Arrested For Drugs and Making Bombs
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!