It’s a crazy world. Sometimes we pay women to get naked and flap their wares in our faces. Other times, cops actively seek a guy for exposing and flopping his meat in the sight of others. This story is about the latter of those two scenarios. First, here’s the video. Tampa Police say the man in the video is suspected of exposing himself to random women on several occasions in the Channelside area. While the video is a bit grainy, cops hope to identify the man, so take a moment to watch it (there’s no nudity). Witnesses also report that the man may be driving a Buick Enclave. If you’ve seen the guy or have any idea as to his identity, please notify the Tampa Police Department. – Sean Roberts
Source: TampaFP.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!