Crash Left His Car Covered In Human Poop
One Florida man can now officially say he’s had a crappy week. Police say the man, who was driving his pickup truck through Hollywood, Florida at a high rate of speed this week lost control and ran into a house. A semi that was heading the other direction managed to miss the pickup, but lost control and dumped its contents onto the roadway and the smaller truck. Bystanders said the man in the pickup quickly walked away from the scene and disappeared. Crews had to use a backhoe and other equipment to clean up the mess as the roadway was closed for several hours. The man in the truck is still on the loose. – Sean Roberts
Source: Local10.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
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