Cops say Florida man Bradley D. Young used a 24-cent pack of Kool-Aid powder to pull off a scam at Walmart which almost netted him $1,000 in merchandise. Young was charged with grand theft and shoplifting after police say he used the packet of powder to run across the scanner at the self-checkout while placing other, more expensive items in his shopping cart. When he was apprehended, loss prevention officers say his total bill was $24 dollars, while the items in his cart totaled $944. Authorities say Young was also observed taking some merchandise from a shelf and then returning the items to customer service, using a picture of a fraudulent receipt that was on his phone for the transaction. Young, who is a convicted felon from Ohio, was arrested and is currently in custody. – Sean Roberts
Source: WINKNews.com
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!
