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Sean Roberts

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It was far from the perfect crime spree. Police say two Florida men worked hard for the distinction of The Dumbest Thieves Of The Week this week. It all started with a string of thefts and burglaries in central Florida. Lottery tickets, cigarettes and other merchandise disappeared from several stores in the area. While an in-depth investigation normally takes place, a multitude of clues led authorities to Robert Hobby and Marcus Reeves very quickly. You see, the men left a few things at the scenes of the crimes. One guy left his wallet, a shoe and various tools. When deputies confronted the pair, they confessed. They now face over a dozen charges of grand theft and burglary. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!