Cops say a Florida woman stole a sex toy, removed all of her clothes while still in the store and began to stimulate herself with it. Official records at the Fort Pierce Police Department say Theresa Stanley stole a sex toy from a display shelf, took it out of the box, dropped her pants and began to get her buzz on. When cops found Stanley, she dropped the toy and was arrested for indecent exposure and larceny. – Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!