Florida Man Arrested For Pipe Bombs Found Dead In Cell
The Florida man who was arrested when cops found 26 pipe bombs in his apartment has been found dead in his jail cell. Police say Gregory Haasze was discovered hanging from a twisted bed sheet and could not be revived. He was arrested last week after an explosion on a street near his apartment. When police searched his home, they found the remaining devices. The man told cops he never meant to hurt anyone with his bombs, only to use them for celebrations and to remove tree stumps. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!