Florida School Teacher Aide Busted For DUI, Not Wearing Pants
A Florida school teacher aide was arrested recently for DUI. Kristi Faye Steuber was cited for going 69 in a 55, according to a Pasco Sheriff’s report. During questioning the deputy noticed the smell of alcohol on Steuber’s breath. The woman admitted to being at a bar earlier in the day and having had several drinks. When the woman was asked to do some sobriety tests, she got out of the car. That’s when the officer noticed that she was not wearing pants. Yep, naked. No undies, no nuttin’. The woman was arrested and later released on her own recognizance. – Sean Roberts
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!