Sean Roberts

Weekdays 10:30am - 3pm

Did you see the boats buzzing the SpaceX capsule after splashdown yesterday? NASA says, “sorry about that. We’ll do better next time”. If you watched live coverage of the first splashdown in 45 years yesterday, you no doubt wondered how and why pleasure boaters were able to surround the capsule and had to be scattered by official personnel. At one point, a boat with a TRUMP 2020 flag got very close to the spaceship. NASA admits that their security plan was flawed. The U.S. Coast Guard had cleared the area before the touchdown, but private boat owners drove directly toward the craft once those forces had left. Ya know, it’s understandable. You might think that it’s a once in a lifetime opportunity to be part of history, but if you approach the capsule in any way, you put the astronauts at risk. As seen after the craft was aboard its recovery ship, there are gasses that may accumulate around the vessel. Those gasses are highly flammable and dangerous. Next time, just watch it on TV, like the rest of us. Oh, and by the way, GO USA, SpaceX and Elon Musk! -Sean Roberts

Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!