According to WFLA, Emily Stallard, 37, walked aimlessly through a Walmart on East Fletcher Avenue on Saturday and assembled a bomb from various components she found in the store. A security guard and on off-duty FWC were able to stop the woman just before she attempted to light the wick on the improvised device. Stallard also had her child with her during the entire event.
The woman is currently in jail and will appear before a judge later today.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny. That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards. After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind. He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex. He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!