According to WFTS, a new traffic plan for I-4 called simply ‘2045 Long Range Transportation Plan’ will solve the endless traffic snarls on the perpetually congested and accident laden stretch of road.
The plan includes additional turn lanes, traffic cameras and high tech systems that can detect problems and adjust traffic control devices in real time.
The project will cost at least $663.5 million dollars.
Too bad most of us will be dead or in nursing homes by the time it’s in place. Dammit.
Source: ABC Action News
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