Imagine cheating death and laughing in the face of fate as you careen down city streets at a mind bending 11 mph on a scooter. Now, imagine running directly into a cement truck or a discarded cigarette butt. Your body rolls and skids to a stop…breaking bones and ripping flesh until you finally come to a quiet, agonizing realization that you have barely survived what has killed more people than polio.
Sean Roberts was conceived in the Corvette Assembly Plant in Bowling Green, Kentucky by two passionate, panel aligning, third shifters who had grown bored with the same ole same ole. Upon birth, he was placed in the trunk of a new Stingray and sent off to find his destiny.
That destiny included several stints on radio stations across the United States. Some played punk country gospel, while others focused on Croatian death metal played backwards.
After many years and many adventures, Sean wound up on The Shark, where he does shots of tequila while playing the most badass tunes ever created by humankind.
He remains humble, however, never forgetting about the lean years...the street corners and dark alleys where he played songs on his car stereo for food and sex.
He's on top and he's never gonna stop LIVING THE DREAM!