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Florida Man Gives Funny Commentary On Fight Between Bobcat And Baby Alligator

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Florida Man Gives Funny Commentary On Fight Between Bobcat And Baby Alligator (Photo by Sam Greenwood/Getty Images)

The fight between the bobcat and baby alligator is going viral online! However, the best part was the Florida Man’s hilarious commentary!

You’d think witnessing a bobcat and baby alligator fight would be entertaining enough–but that’s not the case here. Instead of keeping our attention on the fight, we end up focusing on what the guy is saying as the two fight it out. Would you be this chill if you saw this playout in your backyard?

Florida Man Gives Funny Commentary On Fight Between Bobcat And Baby Alligator

Living in Florida, you get to see more things than people in other states. No, not just those old Florida Man Stories. We’re talking things like alligators, sharks, and other wildlife that isn’t common in other states. Even though they can be more common in Florida, it can still be a surprise to witness it happen right in your own backyard!

This guy couldn’t believe his eyes when he saw a bobcat and baby alligator going at it in his backyard. You can tell by the shock in his voice that he was not expecting to see that. He swears and gives hilarious commentary as the two engage in a fight. The two can be seen swiping at one another and squaring up in the fight. The bobcat definitely has a significant size advantage in this duel, but that doesn’t stop the little alligator from giving it a fight. Lucky for the bobcat, there was not a bigger alligator around to join-in on the fight.

In the end, it looks like size does matter. The baby alligator put up a good fight but it left the fight in the bobcat’s mouth. Check out the viral video below. Be warned that it does contain profanity and just about every swear word on the list. There are F-bombs and some S-bombs thrown in there, too. At one point, the man even lets out a “what is going on?!” as he can’t believe what’s happening in his backyard.

Florida Man Films Fight Between Bobcat And Baby Alligator

Pretty crazy to see on video and I imagine it would have been even crazier to see in person! I’d feel much more comfortable watching and filming from behind a closed door, like it appears he’s doing, than I would if I were outside. It’s going to be hard to ever go outside in that yard now knowing what’s out there! At least he’ll probably have his camera ready.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Oh, America the beautiful. Across our wonderful continent of North America you’ll find amazing, adorable animals. However, you’ll also find creatures that are incredibly dangerous. Here are 5 animals in North America that could kill you.

Now, just because they can kill you doesn’t mean they’re out to do it. Yet, it means they have the possibility of doing so! So, it’s best to be aware!

5 Animals In North America That Could Kill You

Well, some of these animals you’re probably already well aware could kill you. However, some of these animals you might not know can kill you. Or, maybe you don’t know they’re actually around! Hey, like NBC used to say, “The More You Know.”

Naturally, there are many more than 5 animals in North America capable of killing you. There are countless. Some may be big powerful animals. Others may be poisonous. It’s important to know what’s out there. These animals could be lurking in your basement. They could be outside your home. Or, they could be all the way across the country from you and pose absolutely no risk of danger or harm.

Of course, when you only select five animals to talk about, you’re leaving a lot on the cutting room floor. So, you won’t hear about any sharks on the list. We know they can kill you. Additionally, jaguars, mountain lions, and American Bison didn’t make the list. That’s right. Bison can kill you, and they have! Not only are Bison huge animals, but they also have horns! Several ways they can take you out. It’s not just limited to a stampede.

Furthermore, I’m counting an “animal” as anything in the Animal Kingdom. They may be reptiles, amphibians, insects, and more. I’m counting them all as animals. I don’t want to hear that “technically, arachnids aren’t animals” or anything. Let’s just relax and have fun.

These 5 Animals Found In America Could Kill You

  • Grizzly Bears

    Grizzly Bears are incredibly dangerous! They’re also massive. They have sharp claws. Additionally, they have very sharp teeth and brute strength. There is no shortage in the ways a Grizzly could kill you. They’re very popular up in Alaska and Western Canada.

  • Alligators

    Alligators are dangerous animals. They’re ancient, smart, and deadly. According to USA Today, alligators have been responsible for 33 human deaths in the last 50 years. Not a great way to go. They’re quicker than you’d think. Then, sneaky, too! Uh oh.

  • Arizona Bark Scorpions

    These small light brown scorpions are deadly! They have venom that is painful and potentially deadly. You don’t want to be stung by one of these. Note that they are nocturnal and are common in southern California, southern Arizona, southern Nevada, and parts of Utah and New Mexico. Black lights can help you spot them at night.

  • Eastern Diamondback Rattlesnake

    This species of rattlesnake is endemic to the Southeastern United States. Of course, there are other common rattlesnakes found across the country that are also deadly. They like to live in upland dry pine forests, flatwoods, sandhills, and coastal maritime hammocks. Also, they are excellent swimmers! So, don’t try to get away by swimming. They’ll catch you! It’s said to be the most dangerous venomous snake in all of North America.

  • Brown Recluse Spider

    The Brown Recluse Spider has necrotic venom. Their bites will often require medical attention. It is one of three spiders in North America with dangerous venom along with the Black Widow and Chilean Recluse. They’re mostly found in the Central United States. They are very dangerous and harmful to the older community and younger individuals. They’re typically between 6 and 20 millimeters.

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