Texas Embalmer Allegedly Off Cutting Off Dead Guy’s Genitals
A Texas embalmer is going viral for allegedly cutting off a dead guy’s genitals. She has since surrendered to authorities.
The incident took place in Houston, Texas. Now, 34-year-old Amber Laudermilk has been charged with felony abuse of corpse following the incident that took place in early February. Reports say after allegedly mutilating the corpse she threatened other employees not to say anything. She has since surrendered to court and is prohibited from working as an embalmer while the case is pending. She’s expected back in court in May. See a video report from KPRC 2 below.
Texas Embalmer Allegedly Off Cutting Off Dead Guy’s Genitals
Harris County Precinct 1 Constable Alan Rosen tells Click 2 Houston, “This is a vicious, brutal attack of a corpse. The person’s already dead. When someone dies, there’s some dignity that should be left…it’s kind of shocking, even to me.”
Click 2 Houston reports that the body was that of 58-year-old Charles Roy Rodriquez and investigators say he was charged with sexual assault and a registered sex offender. It was after discovering that news that Laudermilk made the choice to cut of his penis, per Click 2 Houston.
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed