Hot Or Not?: Female Prison Guard Admits To Getting Busy With Inmate
The female prison guard in London who admitted to sleeping with an inmate is the subject of a game of ‘Hot Or Not?’ on Dave & Chuck The Freak. Ready to play?
‘Hot Or Not?‘ is a fun and easy game to play along with. How does it work? We’ll provide you details of a crime and the person who (allegedly) committed it and based on those details (and those details alone) you have to guess if the subject is Hot Or Not. Then, you’ll have to give her a score from 1-10 before the big reveal. Think you can do it?
Female Prison Guard Admits To Getting Busy With Inmate
Today, our game of ‘Hot Or Not?‘ will center around 30-year-old Linda De Sousa Abreu. De Sousa Abreu was arrested after allegedly being filmed having sex with an inmate at London’s Wandsworth prison, per The New York Post. She does reportedly run her own OnlyFans account. According to The New York Post, the inmate she was allegedly busted with was Linton Weirich who was in prison on a felony account after being booked for an $82K luxury goods heist in Kensington. So, that’s her type and might show a little bit about her.
Prosecutor Tetteh Turkson tells The New York Post, “De Sousa was clearly an enthusiastic participant who wrongly thought she would avoid responsibility. This was a shocking breach of the public’s trust.” Now, De Sousa has pleaded guilty to one count of misconduct in a public office which carries a maximum sentence of life in prison, per The New York Post. She’s looking at some serious time over her alleged crime!
Let’s recap what we know about her. She’s 30-years-old, she’s from London, she works at a prison, and she goes for bad boys. Think that’s enough to paint an accurate picture of her inside your head? Think hard and decide what number you’re giving her based on those details on a scale of 1-10. Then, check out what she looks like below to see if you’re correct!
Hot Or Not?: British Female Prison Guard Allegedly Caught On Camera
By now, you should have a number firmly in mind. We’ve given the details and now it’s time to see what she looks like. Couldn’t find a mugshot but we were able to find this collage of photos.
This female prison guard is much better looking than I expected! Especially in that first photo! Is that what you expected? Check out the alleged video that started all the problems below. WARNING IT’S EXPLICIT AND NOT SAFE FOR WORK.
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Dave & Chuck The Freak's 'Hot Or Not?' Top 10 Of 2023
Woman Stabs Boyfriend In Eye With Needle After Catching Him Look At Another Woman
This is certainly one interpretation of Hammurabi’s “eye for an eye.” Your man can’t look at other women if he doesn’t have eyes, I suppose. Ouch.
“Half-Naked Woman” Assaults Deputies And Pees In Their Car!
Oh my. This crime just gets worse and worse as you read on! Based on the headline do you think she’s going to be hot or not?
Woman Upset with Grandfather Sets His House on Fire
We all have family issues, she just took hers a little further than others normally would. Likely a bit of an overreaction. Do you think the woman with issues with her grandfather is hot or not?
A Stripper Battered Her Ex with a Wad of Cash
This story is about a stripper, so you’d assume she’s hot, right? Well, not so fast! Check out the full story before rushing to any judgements.
A Woman Trying to Make a Flight Stole an Uber, Because Her Driver Wouldn’t Floor It!
You know, this is probably a pretty common thing for passengers to think about. You’ve got somewhere you need to be, it’s not the time to take your time, driver! Step on it! If you won’t do it, then I will. However, most keep it in their head. They don’t act on it like she did.
Woman Assaults Her Boyfriend with a Whole Chicken!
A whole chicken? That just sounds like a waste. Was it frozen or cooked? I feel like that matters here. See if she’s hot or not above.
Naked Virginia Woman Shows Up and Attacks a Homeowner with a Frying Pan
The word “naked” is in the title, so you’re probably picturing someone hot. Maybe it’s best if you keep that image in your head instead of seeing the real thing. No, I take that back. Check it out.
Topless Woman Destroys Statue in Church
Did somebody say “topless?” Yes, we did. However, don’t get your hopes up. Click the above link to see if she’s hot or not!
Georgia Woman Breaks Into A Closed Restaurant And Makes A Salad
Certainly only hot people like salads, right? An ugly person would have chosen something differently, right? See for yourself, you actually might be surprised! Like, pleasantly surprised.
Nude woman takes bath in puddle of Florida library parking lot
Again, what you’re picturing in your head is probably much much cooler than what actually happened. Is the naked bather hot or not? Click above to find out!
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