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Denver Karen Throws Kid’s Skateboard Into River

Author Cort Freeman and Dave & Chuck the Freak
A Denver Karen threw a kid's skateboard into a river! (Photo by Paul Kane/Getty Images)

A Denver Karen is going viral online after being shown on video throwing a tantrum and throwing a kid’s skateboard into a river! Thankfully, it was all caught on video.

Just when you think you’ve seen the last of the “Karens,” they always seem to come back. I feel like it’s been a while since one of these has gone viral (and that’s a good thing). Unfortunately, it happened again. This time, it happened at a park in Denver, Colorado. Learn what happened and see the viral video below.

Video Shows Denver Karen Throwing Kid’s Skateboard Into River

First, we should address what a “Karen” is. It would be ignorant to pretend that we all know and are familiar. So, real quick, a “Karen” is a woman who throws a tantrum in public over nothing. BBC describes a “Karen” as, “a specific type of middle-class white woman who exhibits behaviors that stem from privilege.” You know the type. Someone who will demand to see the manager prematurely over a little incident.

According to Westword, this incident happened when an angry woman confronted children skateboarding at Confluence Park in Denver, Colorado. Video from the scene shows her chasing, grabbing, and even shoving the young boys. Westword says that prior to the video being recorded, the woman threw an 11-year-old boy’s skateboard into the South Platte River.

Westword reports that the dispute started when the woman asked the boys to stop skating because it was upsetting her. However, there are no posted signs that ban skateboarding in the area which can usually be seen in places where skateboarding or skating is not allowed. Westword’s report says that the woman grabbed the 11-year-old’s skateboard after she felt like a different skater got too close to her and then threw it into the river. The boy wasn’t even involved in the incident, his board just happened to be lying on the ground close by, per Westword.

No charges were filed here, but police did respond to the scene. However, the video won’t be going anywhere. She looks out of her mind as she chases the kids around in the viral video. You can watch the video about this Denver Karen shared by @alisbelly on Instagram for yourself below.

Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.

6 Songs To Immediately End The Party According To Lisa Way

It is no secret that Lisa Way has a party past. Her occasional stories have become a thing of legend on the show!

As difficult as it is to believe now, she even once owned her own karaoke machine. Our Lisa of today, however, still enjoys a gathering, but she has her limits. And, if the party happened to be taking place at her house, she has we way to let everybody know that it’s time to go.

6 Songs To Immediately End The Party According To Lisa Way

Throughout the history of Dave & Chuck The Freak, Lisa has made several references to certain songs that she will put on at her parties in an effort to make her guests want to leave on their own.

I think we’ve all been there. It’s getting late, you’re getting tired, and the party is not dying down. What do you do? You could join in! Get your sleep another time. Additionally, you could turn off the music and tell everyone to “go home!” However, that won’t make you the most popular friend at the party. They will certainly be talking about you afterwards. You can’t do that. It’s not an option.

What you can do? Pretend to go along with it, while secretly sabotaging your own party. That’s right, it requires some self-sabotage. You get an awful playlist going that will make them want to leave. It’s the perfect idea. Can’t you just see Lisa executing this at a party? It’s a brilliant plan.

Right here, right now, for the first time ever, Lisa is revealing some of her go to party ending songs! Would any of these make you want to bail on a party? Check out the list of party ending songs below! Hopefully, you’ll stick around until the end. We don’t want the songs to be so bad that even the list makes you want to go home!

  • Kenny G - "Songbird"

    Wow. If this song comes on during the party, it’s definitely time to grab your coat. The party is over. There’s nothing left to see here. Great pick by Lisa.

  • Beach Boys - "Barbara Ann"

    No matter which version you prefer, this should get the job done. Nobody will want to stick around much longer once this starts playing. It’s a shame because The Beach Boys have many songs that would be great for parties. However, not this one!

  • Chicago - "You're The Inspiration"

    Just because there are some people at a party in the music video doesn’t mean your party is going to dig the song. Somehow, guests in the video didn’t leave immediately. Hopefully, things will go differently for you. Personally, I’m getting out of there if I hear this. I guess the same goes for pretty much any Chicago song, actually.

  • 4 Non Blondes - "What's Up?"

    If all goes right, your guests will be asking, “what’s going on?” when 4 Non Blondes come on. Sure, it’s a great road trip song. Maybe a good pick for the girls. However, the party in general does not want to hear this. It will upset them and they will leave. Just as you planned.

  • Simon And Garfunkel - "The Sound Of Silence"

    There are many different versions of this song out there. None of them should be played at a party. That is…unless you want your guests to leave. Which we do! So, play it loud and proud! Maybe even play it twice in case anyone misses any part of the song. Yup, that will do the trick.

  • Crash Test Dummies - "Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm"

    Oh, man. This would hurt to hear at a party. Actually, it could be dangerous how fast they all start running for the door. You’re going to want to make sure you’re somewhere safe and secure. They are going to leave, and they are going to leave aggressively. It will be like your home is Walmart on Black Friday. Only instead of trying to enter, they’re racing to leave.

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