Drunk Naked Florida Man Found Sitting In Garbage Can
A drunk Florida man was found sitting in a garbage can (Photo by Joe Raedle/Getty Images)
This isn’t your typical Florida Man story, this is a drunk naked Florida Man story. A guy in St. Petersburg was found drunk, naked, and sitting in a garbage can.
That’s only the tip of the iceberg in this story. Let’s meet Wyly James Weeks, shall we?
Drunk Naked Florida Man Found Sitting In Garbage Can
According to The Smoking Gun, Weeks was arguing with police that he was not subject to arrest and he “was allowed to be drunk and disorderly and sit naked in a trash can on the public sidewalk.” Turns out, you can’t do that.
Police say Weeks was intoxicated, unsteady on his feet, and smelled strongly of booze when they discovered him on a downtown street, per The Smoking Gun. He was removed from the trash can and arrested for disorderly intoxication and resisting an officer without violence. Turns out, it’s not his first run-in with the law. He has previously been charged with a long list of crimes, including: theft, disorderly conduct, panhandling, criminal mischief, and a few other misdemeanors, according to The Smoking Gun.
Not sure if he actually believed he should be able to do that out in public, or if he was just being difficult but it sounds like Weeks is quite the menace. Additionally, he thought he didn’t have to give officers his name and demographics, according to reports. Now, he’s being dubbed the “Drunk Oscar The Grouch,” after being discovered sitting in a garbage can. A very fitting nickname.
Check out Weeks’ mugshot from the Pinellas County Sheriff. Well, one of them. There seems to be many floating around the internet. Again, this was not his first rodeo.
Wyly James Weeks mugshot (via Pinellas County Sheriff)
Keep scrolling for more Florida Man stories like this one heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak! Which one do you think is the craziest?
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Honestly, there’s nothing like a good Florida Man story. They’re exciting, they’re wild, they’re far from ordinary. You never know what to expect when you hear a story about a Florida Man. These types of stories have taken over the internet, and rightfully so. Here are 5 hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Some of these individuals committed crazy crimes, while others just accomplished something impressive! They’re not all criminals. However, the best stories typically are.
5 Hilarious Florida Man Stories Heard On Dave & Chuck The Freak
Dave & Chuck The Freak love talking about all sorts of crazy individuals who have done equally crazy things. That’s why you’ll hear segments like “The Times Of India,” “What’s With The Asians?,” and stories about “Those Crazy Canadians.” Truly, you never know what you might hear. People are strange, man.
When it comes to strange people, there seems to be no place like Florida. Maybe it’s the warm weather? Perhaps there’s something in the water. Whatever it is, Florida seems to get a lot of attention for some of its citizens behavior. You just don’t get these kind of stories out of Vermont or Minnesota.
On the show, Dave & Chuck The Freak have shared some absolutely wild stories and crimes that have been committed by a Florida Man. Whenever you hear a story start with “a Florida man…” you know you’re in for a good story. Now, we’re celebrating the Florida Man with a collection of the best stories that you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak.
Of course, on the show we’ve talked about many more than just five Florida Men. So, narrowing it down was difficult. It wasn’t an easy feat. However, it’s been done. We did it! Here are 5 of the craziest most hilarious Florida Man stories you’ve heard on Dave & Chuck The Freak!
Cort Freeman was born and raised in Metro Detroit. He was named Clarkston High School 2009 Class Clown 13 years after graduating. Totally normal thing to happen. That’s thanks to his time spent as an Intern at Comedy Central and Social Media Correspondent for The Colbert Report. Cort has done comedy across the country, both standing up and sitting down. When he’s not trying to make you laugh on-air and online, he’s probably at home enjoying his favorite shows like Seinfeld, South Park, and The Office. He’s also totally uncomfortable writing about himself in the third person. Cort enjoys writing about comedy, food, sports, and entertainment. So, basically anything and everything.
