Having A Big Penis Not As Great As It Seems According To The Well-Endowed
Apparently, slinging around ten pounds of dong isn’t all it’s cracked up to be…Even though we NEVER hear Dave complain about it.
The people over at the Daily Star put together a group of the biggest “D’s” from around the world and talked about whether or not their members were blessings…or curses.
Jonah Falcon (13.5 inches) who we have talked to on the show in past says, “Some lovers aren’t able to accommodate me…despite using a lot of lubricants.” Airport security has also questioned him about the “package in his pants,” on occasion.
Check him out below.
Biked up Riverside. See if you can find me.
— Jonah Falcon (@JonahFalcon) May 23, 2023
Hint: white bike helmet, black shorts. pic.twitter.com/eFeq7n5e9T
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera (18.9 inches) complains that work uniforms don’t fit the way they do with regular guys, and he also can’t get down on his knees or run very fast. Also, he can’t have penetrative sex because “it’s too thick.” You can kind of see what he is working with in the image below.
Roberto Esquivel Cabrera
— Rick Wright USN Ret. (@RickWrightNow) February 28, 2022
If you know, you know. pic.twitter.com/sT0WcJs6fm
Marc Rocke (14-inches long/12-inches girth) says that his “weighs five pounds and can be uncomfortable,” and he can’t run because of it. In fairness, he had two surgeries to get it that way, so this is a self-induced problem…but everyone on the show questions how legit this guy is. All the videos we can find without joining his OF account looks like he stages content with a big rubber donger. Check him out below and decided for yourself.
https://twitter.com/MarcRocke/status/1615889440735637505?s=20
Keiran Lee (he is insured for $1 million) says that he’s a “grower, not a shower,” so most women don’t believe he does porn at first sight. That said, he claims to have “injured” co-stars during shoots. If you’ve watched free porn clips on your fav porn site of choice you’ve likely seen him before.
You can check out his twitter below even though he hasn’t tweeted in over 10 years…must too busy being sad about his huge hog… or banging hot porno chicks.
You can read more about these well endowed men and the trials and tribulations they deal with at the full article from the Daily Star.
Facts You May or May NOT Know About "Dave and Chuck the Freak"
Chuck the Freak dresses in full costume at Renassiance Festivals!
Here he is in full garb! Think he’s rocking any underwear beneath that kilt?
Al Beck Loves ‘M*A*S*H*!
It is well documented on the show that Al Beck is a big fan of the classic 70’s sit-com M*A*S*H, but he, like, really loves that show. He’s been a fan since his childhood and LOVES when you try to challenge his trivia knowledge of the show!
Chuck the Freak coaches a boys travel baseball team!
Andy is a huge nerd that is into comic books and a movie fanatic!
He’s really into the Marvel franchises and will watch Goodfellas anytime it’s on even if it’s censored.
Al Beck is a Big Star Trek Fan!
Al Beck is a big nerd and one of his favorite nerdy things is Star Trek. To-date, Al can say that he has seen every episode of every Star Trek series – From the amazing episodes of the original series and The Next Generation, to the sometimes hard-to-watch animated series and Discovery.
Al with his brother at the Star Trek: Las Vegas convention summer of 2019.
He even had a chance to meet Captain James T. Kirk himself, Mr. William Shatner, in person and had an opportunity to chat with the Captain.
Chuck the Freak is also a metal detector enthusiast!
When he isn’t coaching baseball, collecting ants, or feeding his fish you can find him combing for treasure! How does this guy keep the ladies away!?
Andy loves video games!
You can find him currently playing playing Demons Souls on PlayStation 5.
Chuck the Freak has an office that he never goes into!
It sits down the hall like a little museum of nerdom that no one ever goes in. Here is a peak inside below.
