Mama Mia! New Jersey Home Vandalized With Pepperoni
There are many surprises one could wake up to in their yard. Maybe they got “T.P.’d” the night before. Or, maybe there are animals in the yard! However, what one woman woke up to was completely unexpected. A New Jersey home has been vandalized with pepperoni.
That’s right. Pepperoni Bandits are on the loose. Turning your yard into a spicy, delicious mess. Mama Mia! Let’s hear more about this story.
New Jersey Home Vandalized With Pepperoni
Heather Dougherty woke up to find pepperoni all over her property, according to KRQE. The pieces of meat were reportedly placed on her doorstep all the way to her car.
So, this wasn’t throwing pepperoni all over the place like crazy. No, it was all intentional. She says this is something totally new to her. Her home has never been vandalized or had any problems like this before.
Now, she’s wondering not only who did this, but who has the time to do this? It’s baffling. According to KRQE, she said, “We’re trying to figure out who goes around with two loaves of pepperoni in the middle of the night and cuts it up into slices and throws it on people’s property. You have nothing better to do with your time.”
Per KRQE, she called the police to report the incident after being worried that the grease from the meat could end up causing issues or problems to the paint on her car. Yes, that’s a thing that can actually happen.
Anthony D’Aniello, the owner of Manville Pizza, says the meat isn’t the type you’d typically find on a pizza, per KRQE. He’s an expert in the field, so I would believe him. He tells KRQE, “As an Italian, it hurts the heart.”
Dougherty has admitted that what happened is indeed funny, but it’s also wrong. Hopefully they find the Pepperoni Bandits before they switch to anchovies.
This is like the story we talked about with the town being vandalized by fish! Check out the news report on the story below!
5 of the Craziest Cringeworthy Crimes Ever Committed
While committing crimes may seem black and white (you either broke the law or you didn’t), there are certainly some crimes that are dumber than others. Sometimes it’s the crime itself that’s wild, other times, it’s the people committing said crimes. These are 5 of the craziest, cringeworthy crimes ever committed.
Crimes can happen anywhere, anytime, to anyone. However, it takes a very unique individual, a case study if you will, to commit some of these outrageously dumb crimes. Years ago, these criminals would have been featured on Spike TV or one of those America’s Dumbest Criminal shows. Today, I’m not sure if those shows are around…and I’m certain Spike TV isn’t around anymore. That’s a story for another time.
Someone being arrested. (Photo by Michael M. Santiago/Getty Images)
Craziest Crimes
Crimes can happen for a number of reasons. They may happen out of necessity. They could also happen on accident. These crimes, however, do not fall into those categories. These crimes are different. None of these would accidentally happen. They also aren’t a matter of life or death. There’s no ethics quiz here, or any matters of ‘would you steal bread to support your family?’ These crimes, and criminals, aren’t straight up cringeworthy.
While all of these crimes are crazy and certainly cringeworthy, they also make for excellent conversation pieces. That’s why I’ve gone and found five examples of the wildest stories that Dave and Chuck the Freak have talked about and made a list highlighting the best of the best. Let’s be honest…what’s better than reading a story about one of the craziest crimes ever committed? Or, watching Dave and Chuck the Freak talk about some of the dumbest crimes ever committed? Personally, I’m going with the funny storytellers.
They add their own two cents and perspectives on these stories that nobody else could provide. Not even those talking heads on the dumbest criminal shows. Am I the only one who remembers those? I feel like they were a staple on TruTV or VH1, but now all I can find on TruTV is Impractical Jokers, which is awesome but…you get it. Let’s not delay! Here’s the list!
5 of the Dumbest Crimes Ever Committed
