Move Over Duckface There Is A New Stupid Selfie Trend In Town
If you’ve been in on the latest trends in selfie pics you have likely heard of the duckface. That’s when you’re taking a selfie and instead of smiling, you curl up your lips to look like a duckbill. Well, that trend is over loser! The new go-to selfie pose for Gen Z girls is “scrunch face.”
Executing this new selfie trend known as the scrunch face is easy. You scrunch your nose, squint your eyes, and flash a grin. It’s supposed to look cute…but do it wrong, and you just look constipated. In fact, often, even when you do it correctly, you still end up looking rather constipated. Check out some examples below.
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Scrunch Face Is The New Selfie Trend
Do I expect this trend to last long? No. I do not. Duck Face is an impenetrable force. It’s like Michael Myers in the Halloween movies. You may think you killed it, but then it rises from the dead. My friends, I fear we have not seen the last of the Duck Face. It shall rise again.
However, duck face and the new selfie trend the scrunch face aren’t the only notorious selfie poses that annoy us. There’s also the one where you cover part of your face, the group selfie (aka the Us’ie), the crazy hair lie down selfie, the looking like I’m doing else selfie, the goofy face selfie, the pout, the two hander, and more just to name a few.
All of these ridiculous trends reminds me of one of my favorite South Park episodes, “Faith Hilling.” It’s the third episode from season 16. In the episode, our favorite fourth graders deal with various popular online memes poking fun at celebrities. They include “Faith Hilling,” “Tebowing,” “Taylor Swifting,” and more. It’s a great episode that makes fun of all these trends that doesn’t make sense or look good.
Instead of duck faces or scrunch faces, how about a smile? Remember those? It’s the face you make when you want to show you’re happy or enjoying something. I feel like I never see those anymore on Instagram. We’ve all become too cool. Perhaps one day it shall come back. Until then, we must enjoy the new selfie trend of scrunch face.
Woman Stabs Boyfriend In Eye With Needle After Catching Him Look At Another Woman
Hot or Not? Woman Stabs Boyfriend In Eye For Looking At Other Women
A Florida woman has found herself behind bars after she attacked her boyfriend for looking at other women.
According to reports, 44-year-old Sandra Jimenez, stabbed her boyfriend in the eye with a rabies needle. Police were called to the hospital where the boyfriend told them his girlfriend stabbed him in the eye with their dog’s rabies needles. The stabbing occurred while in the middle of an argument about him looking at other women.
Miami-Dade Police Department
The victim reported that he was laying on the couch when Jimenez jumped on him and stabbed him. She then left the residence when she realized what she had done. The couple has been together for over 8 years and this has been an ongoing argument between the two.
When officers arrived to arrest her, she was found sleeping outside in a car.
Hot or Not? Wanted Woman Busted Hiding Inside Of A Couch
According to reports, Florida Deputies have been on the hunt for a woman who had violated her probation for selling fentanyl. The Citrus County Sheriff’s Office made Stacy Usher their “Wanted of the Week” or the WOW.
They posted her mugshot and and list of her charges on social media to help get some information on her whereabouts. We’re not sure if it helped, but they were able to find and arrest her.
Citrus County Sheriff’s Office
While searching Usher’s residence they discovered she was there with them. HIDING INSIDE OF HER COUCH! It was very easy to apprehend her once they discovered her. The deputies pulled her from the couch and put her back into custody.
Usher has a long list of issues, she has registered as a convicted felon in Citrus, Manatee, and Pasco County with a history of fraud, grand theft, and more. You can see a picture of the officers pulling her from the couch here . . . prior to having the pretzel crumbs brushed off of her.
Hot or Not? Woman Arrested After Calling 911 To Report Her Stolen Drugs
We tell you time and time again…DO NOT CALL THE COPS IF YOUR DRUGS GET STOLEN! This advice should especially be followed if you have warrants out too.
According to reports, cops in Stuart, Florida were sent to check on a 911 call about a theft at the Best Western. That’s when officers made contact with 23-year-old Lily Rinker. Rinker had called 911 to report that some of her pot was stolen by a friend she had met last week.
Rinker told officers that she had $30 worth of pot in a grinder and then noticed that some of her stash was gone after her new “friend” had left the room. She didn’t want to do about it so she called the police to report the theft.
Stuart Police Department
While filing the report for this incident they discovered that she had some open arrest warrants from a past altercation with her father. That arrest was from an argument over her father posting a picture of her with a vape on social media. Since she is/was a college athlete (golf) she was not allowed to be seen holding a vape.
So, again…helpful tip. Don’t call 911 if your drugs are stolen…especially if you have outstanding warrants for your arrest. You’re welcome.
Hot or Not? - Woman Going 120 MPH In A 55 MPH Arrested For DUI
A trooper from the Florida Highway Patrol witnessed a driver in a Mercedes driving 120 MPH in a 55 MPH zone this weekend.
According to reports, the trooper then started a traffic stop and pulled the driver over. 31-year-old Brittany Bianchi was the driver behind the wheel and it sounds like she was a bit under the influence. The FHP Officer arrested her for DUI.
After the arrest, Bianchi got into a physical altercation with the trooper. She dug her fingernails into the hand of the officer causing injury.
Pinellas County Jail
So in addition to the DUI, she was also hit with charges related to resisting officer with violence, battery on law enforcement, possession of marijuana & drug paraphernalia, speeding, and no insurance!
Hot or Not? - Woman Assaults Wing Stop Manager For Taking Too Long
A woman from Amarillo, TX has been arrested after an alleged assault on a WingStop manager.
33-year-old Whitney Paige Moffett, was working as a DoorDash driver when she flipped out and attacked a Wing Stop manager.
According to reports, Moffett was upset because they took too long with an order. When Moffett showed up to grab the wing order, it was not ready yet. She entered the kitchen area and was asked to leave.
Randall County Detention Center
She refused and started to attack the manager who then attempted to escort her out of the establishment. An off-duty officer saw the scuffle and stepped in to help.
Both the manager and off-duty officer were assaulted by the Doordash driver. Moffett was arrested and booked into the Randall County Detention Center
Hot or Not? - Woman Burns Down House With A Spicy Tortilla Chip
Patricia Williams, from Nixa, Missouri, has been arrested and charged with first-degree arson.
According to a report, fire department officials say Williams set fire to a home by “pouring gasoline on some clothes, lighting a spicy tortilla chip,” tossing the chip onto the clothes, and letting the flames do their thing.
Greene County Jail
The three people in the house were able to escape unharmed, thankfully…but we know what you’re really thinking – why a tortilla chip? Police say Williams admitted to starting the fire, and she allegedly used Takis tortilla chips because “she knew they would support combustion because of their grease content.”
Hot or Not? - Two Florida Women Arrested After Fight In Which An Ear Was Bitten Off
Two women got into a fight at a party on July 4th over vape cartridges.
According to the reports, a gun got pulled by one of the women during the fight and a physical altercation happened. During this altercation, one of the women’s ears was bitten off.
Unfortunately, the ear was not able to be saved. Their mugshots are below. Both women are facing charges.
Bay County Sheriff’s Office
Hot or Not? - Woman Arrested For Hit & Run Crash That Seriously Injured ATV Rider
Florida Highway Patrol has arrested a woman on multiple charges after she was allegedly involved in a hit-and-run crash that left a ATV rider seriously injured.
According to reports, 33-year-old Amber Tremblay hit a Cape Coral man riding on his ATV. A video recorded by another ATV rider shows the chaos after the crash.
Lee County Sheriff’s Office
Tremblay can be seen on video reaching into a Dodge Challenger that she was allegedly driving before getting into another car and fled the scene. To make things worse, she then allegedly got involved in another accident about a mile away.
She is currently facing multiple charges for hit and run and moving traffic violations.
Hot or Not? - A Couple Caught Having Sex On A Florida Beach In Front
A Florida couple is looking at some jail time after they were busted by life guards getting it on in front families at the beach on Monday.
According to reports, Anastazia Cretcher and Alexander Dillman were getting it on near a lifeguard post for 15 minutes. The arrest affidavit claims one of the lifeguards, “observed the male erect penis penetration the females’s vagina”
The couple attempted to leave the beach after be contacted by a lifeguard. Police actually caught the couple near a stairwell attempting to leave the beach fully nude.
Volusia County jail
Both Cretcher and Dillman caught a charge for indecent exposure. Dillman was also charged with resisting arrest, he allegedly refused to get in the police squad car.
Hot or Not? - Woman Drinking Four Loko In Only A Towel Allegedly Let Kids Photograph Her In A Parking Lot
A woman wearing only a towel and drinking a Four Loko in the parking lot of a Dollar General is in some hot water after she started having her own impromptu parking lot photoshoot.
Last week, Giselle Robinson was arrested by police in Florida after they allegedly found her in the parking lot of a Dollar General store being photographed in the nude by “a pair of juveniles.”
(Lake County Sheriff’s Office)
Reports say Robinson went to the store wearing “just a towel” and with “a can of Four Loko in her hand.”
Supposedly, she also told an officer that “walking around wearing just a towel is normal to her” and that she was “too lazy to put any clothing on.”
She has been charged with two counts of lewd or lascivious exhibition.
