Raccoon Saved After Testicle Frozen To Railroad Track
A story that comes straight from the Dave and Chuck the Freak headlines! A railroad worker saved a raccoon after discovering his testicles were frozen to the track.
Neil Mullins found the animal frightened and all too close to death in a situation that would be a NSFW episode of Dudley Do-Right. The rail worker used warm water and a shovel to slowly free the animal and after a few minutes, the raccoon was running into the forest. Sounds like wherever this happened it was quite cold, negative 12 degrees Celsius in fact! Fortunately, the little buddy is okay!
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