A Drunk Guy Walked to a Drive-Thru and Tried to Trick Them With “Vroom Vroom” Sounds
A 32-year-old guy in Scotland was hungry and DRUNK last Saturday, and couldn’t drive. So he decided to walk to McDonald’s, but got there and it was drive-thru only.
So he tried to walk through and order, which isn’t allowed. And when they told him that, he tried to pretend he was in a car by making VROOM VROOM sounds.
That didn’t work . . . so then he claimed that he “IDENTIFIES as a truck,” and it’s on his birth certificate. Sadly, he never got his Big Mac.