Man Rushed to ICU After ‘Crunching’ Lung while Masturbating Too Hard
A 20-year-old man in Switzerland was admitted to the ER complaining of shortness of breath and a ‘crunching’ pain in his chest. When asked if he had been doing anything strenuous, he revealed he had been pleasuring himself. X-rays revealed the man was suffering from an ailment known as, ‘spontaneous pneumomediastinum’, which is air leaking out of the lungs and into the ribcage. He avoided surgery, has been released from the hospital and will hopefully be less aggressive while masturbating next time.