Police Mistake Human Body for Something Hilarious
Look, what you do in the woods on your time is all you. But maybe if you’re getting rid of the evidence, you do a better job of hiding it than whoever did this.
Jones County Sherriff in Georgia was called about a woman’s body being found on a hiking trail. Being the good cops they are, they rushed to the scene to locate and start an investigation. However, they found something a bit more hilarious when they found the body.
A sex doll. That’s right; someone left their sex doll on the hiking trail. Deputies have named her Selena and, in a quote on Facebook, said:
“The victim, now named Selena, is a little under the weather, but she has been having a nice day and is expected a make a full recovery,” the department joked on its Facebook page.
Police have assured residents they haven’t found or even gone looking for DNA, so the perpetrator is safe and secret.
